In case you needed further proof that humanity is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. Enjoy!

- On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Damn! That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

- On a bag of Fritos chips -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special??)

-On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it’s "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom)-- Do not turn upside down.

(Well... duh! A bit late now, eh?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn’t this save more time?)

On Boots Childrens Cough Medicine-- Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medicine.

(We could do so much to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid-- Warning: May cause drowsiness.

( And I’m taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights-- For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor--Not to be used for the other use.

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts-- Warning: Contains nuts.

(Talk about a news flash!)

On a child’s Superman costume-- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw-- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Oh my God!!Um... was there a lot of this going on somewhere?)

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