1. Beings with supernatural powers are, like, you know, totally awesome.

2. His parents would punish him if he didn’t.

3. The priest in the funny closet tells him he’s cute.

4. The Bible says so!

5. The Cub Scouts won’t let him join if he doesn’t.

6. It’s easier to spell than Quetzalcoatl.

7. All his friends do.

8. How else can he explain the voices in his head?

9. His science teacher hasn’t said otherwise.

10. It sure beats an eternity in hell.

Tags: God Religion Atheist Agnostic Satanist