In case you needed further proof that humanity is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. Enjoy! - On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn! That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) - On a bag of Fritos chips -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special??) -On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) On some Swanson froz...
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